An Argument of the Absurd

 It cannot be denied that the planet's population is at a tipping point. Not only are we ill suited to support the current numerous mouths creating cacophony-causing my metaphorical ears to bleed, let alone the exponential orifices to inevitably invade my auditory space-but eventually we will reach a point when the burden of their belligerent vernacular bludgeoning will become far more detrimental to the environment than a little nuclear radiation could ever be. Nuclear weapons would eradicate those that natural selection should have culled, and throw in the added benefit of sterilizing a preferable percentage to limit the licentiously loose from genetically reprehensible procreation.

   Possessing such an incredible tool of eugenics and not utilizing it to its full potential is tantamount to intra-species treason. At the very least, nuclear weapons would be unbiased and assist in the reassertion of natural order. We owe it to our progeny as the predecessors to preserve our world as an environment of equilibrium. It's time we balance the books and relegate the cumbersome weights to nuclear waste